Kjell From Hell

My friend Kjell sent me a message on Facebook I am extremely excited about it and you should read it:

last night i smoked some weed for some odd reason, started my high with some random laughing at wierd stuff happening on t.v.. as i dozed off into my mind i felt my soul disattach from my body internally, i was a phantom captured inside my flesh but filled with energy.. In the background was mtv softly spinning around my thoughts.. As i dipped deaper into my trance i went into complete state of horror.. My soul dipped down and went to hell as i looked around i understood how the world was functioning.. We are all chasing a dream, and this dream is being held above us like a toy for a cat.. but its a light promised by god held up by satan, promising us and the end of the light there is heaven.. but this is satan at work toying you with his light trying to get you to die.. your whole life you will work your ass off for only the biggest assholes and evil control the money in the world and they are the workers of satan controlling everything on this earth, controlling even people we think are rich like politicians, but there not compared to these people.. The politicians look at us with there hands tied because they cant do shit, except do what there told by these satanists.. These politicians are security guards.. They all go to church becuase they sin so much for money it makes them sick.. And then we the people are fed poison from every angle from mtv, to food, to drink, to smoke, to air, to water... and we all get cancer and nobody can do anything about it except die, or men get clogged arteries and have a heart attack and just fall down and choke to death, while satan squeezes the last breath from you.. everyone around you just starts dieing, with everyfriend that dies you become closer to your death.. you wont die a pleasant death nobody does.. your likely to have a horrid death which is satans last laugh..

So where is god, well, hes here and trying but satans powers are just to strong, he finds us through are biggest flaw is that were like animals and pretty stupid.. most people will just take what ever they are given and except it.. and thats satans ticket to your soul.. satan will get you no matter what with money, because now the world is based upon it.. God even made life easier for us because of this... he was like well, ya cant have satan and fucking dinosaurs running around fucking killing everyone.. so instead of raptors he was like ok, chickens.. and so on and so on... no more brontosaurasus, well have some cute giraffs, ect.... so...

as i returned to the earth realm god said to me, did you really need to see all that, and said no!! hes like well too late.. anyways, thats me reflecting the vision i had from hell out to earth.. i think im going to go back to hell tonight to see what the hell else is going on down there, cus it was crazy as hell...